~Even the best fall down sometimes~

when someone calls me “sir” and i don’t know if i should correct them or be flattered

dyke-problems:

malineekart:

- can you feel the heartbeat..

when i’m buying a strap-on from the adult store

dyke-problems:

the first time:

now:

whenever my doctor asks me if there’s a chance i could be pregnant

dyke-problems:

when i’m visiting my parents and trying to act straight

dyke-problems:

fuckyeahmovieclub:

You two sons of bitches are goin’ to college.

marcellarenne:

me: making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass, and I’m home bound me: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA.. BUM DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DUM.. BA DA DA BA DA DA DUM BUM.

 how my dad works
me: dad i got all A's
dad: 
me: dad i cleaned the whole house 
dad: 
me: dad i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
dad: 
dad: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
dad: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own father this way get out of my sight